Gross Discovery

Yesterday my wife and I took her truck to a local car dealership for a recall. We had to have a new part installed. While we were waiting we decided to grab a cup of coffee and sit down in their waiting area. My wife went to sit on a chair, and saw something on the chair. She went to pick it up, and as soon as she touched it, she realized what it was, A TOENAIL!


It takes a lot of nerve to trim your toenails in a public waiting area.
This whole incident reminded me of something that happened a few months ago at my workplace. Someone found a collection of toenails in our team meeting room. No one has admitted to doing it.

Speaking of toenails, my right big toenail looks like it may come off. It is black and blue and cracked. I hurt it playing basketball a couple of months ago and now it looks like I will lose the whole thing. Maybe I will leave it on the floor for someone to find. Just kidding. Sorry no pictures of that for your enjoyment.

The moral of this story is to trim your toenails in the privacy of your own home. If you must trim in public, make sure to dispose of your trimmings. Don’t be that guy.

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